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SmArtyRussianjoke

An American, a Russian, and an Estonian are riding in the same compartment in a train. The American takes out a pack of cigarettes, offers one to the others, and then throws the rest of the pack out the window.

“What did you do that for?” exclaim both the Russian and the Estonian.

“Ah, in America we have so many cigarettes…,” replies the American.

After a while the Russian takes out a bottle of vodka, offers it all around, and then throws the rest of the vodka out the window.

“What did you do that for?” ask the American and the Estonian.

“Oh, in Russia, we have so much vodka…,” replies the Russian.

Time goes by, and the Estonian sits in deep thought.

Finally he throws the Russian out the window.

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One rooster tells another.
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