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BEST MOVIE LINE FROM 2010


Marky – “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

Pause

Will – “Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?  Lions don’t even like water.  If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.  But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.  And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”

Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to track certain amounts of ox. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned. That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”


BEST CORNBREAD CASSEROLE FROM 2010

1 can whole kernel corn, some juice drained off. (I use 2 small cans of Mexicorn, instead).
1 can cream style corn.
1 stick of margarine, sliced.
1 package Jiffy Corn Muffin Mix.
2 eggs, beaten.
1 small can diced green chilies.

Beat the eggs; add the other ingredients.  Add a little salt and pepper if desired and mix the ingredients together. Do not stir after mixing.
Bake for 1 hour at 350' F. in a 12"x7" baking dish.
Serves 8. May be frozen.


*BEST & FUNNIEST LATVIAN JOKES FROM 2010

Joke:

Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, “Why you are have knife?” “If you try rape me, I stab!” she say. Okay! Second girl, “Why you are have gun?” “If you try rape me, I shoot!” she say. Okay! Third girl, “Why you are have window?!?” “If you try rape me, I jump out!”

Joke:

Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.

Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.



BEST EVASIVE RESPONSE EVINCED FROM 2010


Page Wxxxxx to me                                                                 11/2/10
Karin, you haven't heard from me because I am too busy. Thanks for your
interest but I will never finish my book and do the other things necessary
in my life, if I don't restrict myself. I'll let you and your brother know
the minute my book is set to be published. I appreciate your interest but
don't expect to hear from me again very soon. Cordially Page Wxxxxx. 




*there aren't actually any 'best' or 'funniest' Latvian jokes.

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